I was so excited about the nap that Benton and I were going to take. The bedroom was so peaceful. Everyone, including the grandparents and great grandma, was back at the hotel napping.
I didn’t even consider that he might not sleep, because that is pretty much all he does. But the first rule of baby club is don’t pretend you know anything about baby club. Because they will prove you wrong for the fun of it. They will get away with it too, because you love them more than anything and just look at all the cute:
So I fed him again. Then he appeared to be sleeping, but a couple of minutes later he puked 3 good ounces into the bed, barely missing my face. Now we are awake and he is eating again because DUH, he threw it all up.
Justin just woke up from his 2 hour nap, and will now be joining baby club.
Good luck, good sir.
I am going to nap in a giant puddle of spit-up.